A Bad Family Game Night


♪♪>>OKAY, WHO’S READY FOR BIRD FAMILY GAME NIGHT?>>YAY!>>OKAY STEPHEN, SINCE IT’S YOUR FIRST TIME PLAYING MONOPOLY YOU CAN GO FIRST.>>OKAY, HERE I GO! [GLASS BREAK] [CRASHING]>>[SCREAMS] >>HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM. NOBODY ROLL!>>WHAT’S GOING ON?>>THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF A MISTAKE. WE’RE ONLY PLAYING A GAME.>>THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT, HUH?>>GET AWAY WITH WHAT?>>HOW OLD IS YOUR SON?>>I DON’T UNDERSTAND- >>HOW OLD IS YOUR SON?>>HE’S 7.>>WHAT PART OF AGES 8 AND UP, DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?>>WHO ARE YOU?>>HASBRO GAMING ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.>>IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?>>UNDERAGE GAMING IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE, SIR.>>OUR SON TURNS 8 IN TWO WEEKS.>>YEAH.>>DOES THE BOX SAY AGES 7 YEARS 351 DAYS AND UP?>>ALL RIGHT. WE’LL PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME.>>NOT SO FAST. WE’VE BEEN TRACKING YOUR GAMING HABITS FOR MONTHS.>>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE PLAYING IN THIS GAME OF YAHTZEE?>>I- I DON’T KNOW. LIKE SEVEN?>>TWO TO SIX PLAYERS. ARE YOU ILLITERATE OR CAN YOU JUST NOT READ?>>ARE THOSE MY OPTIONS?>>YOU HAVE COMPLETELY DISREGARDED THE LAWS THAT GOVERN GAMING SOCIETY. AT SIX PLAYERS PEOPLE ARE LIKE, “THIS GAME IS TAKING A WHILE, BUT I’M STILL HAVING FUN.” AT SEVEN, PEOPLE ARE BEGGING FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH.>>ISN’T THAT A LITTLE DRAMATIC?>>IS IT? MR.I-TAKE-FOREVER-TO-PLAY-ONE -GAME-OF-BATTLESHIP?>>I- I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!>>GAME PLAY, 15-45 MINUTES AND YOU TOOK THREE HOURS.>>IT TAKES A LOT OF STRATEGY.>>ACTUAL WARS HAVE TAKEN LESS TIME.>>SO HELP ME IF YOU START SPREADING RUMORS OF THAT GAME TAKES MORE THAN 45 MINUTES I WILL SINK YOUR BATTLESHIP.>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT- >>LIFE! I WILL SINK YOUR LIFE.>>ALL- ALL RIGHT! OKAY, JUST CALM DOWN. I- I PROMISE FROM NOW ON WE’LL ABIDE BY EVERY AGE LIMIT, PLAYER ALLOTMENT, AND SUGGESTED GAMING TIME.>>GOOD. GENTLEMEN, I BELIEVE OUR WORK HERE IS- WHY IS THERE A 500 ON THE CENTER OF THE BOARD?>>IT’S FOR WHEN SOMEONE LANDS ON FREE-PARKING. IT’S OUR HOUSE RULE.>>HOUSE RULES, HUH? WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR SON NOW HAS PERMISSION TO PLAY MONOPOLY BECAUSE HE JUST BECAME MAN OF THE HOUSE.>>WAIT!>>DAD!>>DAD!>>AND TRUST US, HASBRO PRISON AIN’T NO CANDY LAND. CANDY LAND IS CANDY LAND.>>DAD! >>LET’S JUST WATCH NETFLIX LIKE EVERY OTHER FAMILY.>>OKAY.>>I’M SO SORRY.>>HEY GUYS! THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT SKETCH.>>MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU’LL BE SORRY! [LAUGHS] >>I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.>>YES. YOU DON’T WANT TO RISK NOT SUBSCRIBING.>>OKAY. I THINK WE GOT THE POINT.>>YES, IF YOU DON’T SUBSCRIBE YOU’LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE GO FISHES.>>OH, BAD. SO BAD.>>YES. YES. I SWEAR, IF YOU DO NOT SUBSCRIBE, I WILL SHOOT AND LADDER YOU IN THE KNEE!>>JASON!>>I’M JUST- I’M JUST SAYING, YOU SHOULD DO IT.>>THAT WAS A GREAT PLAY ON SHOOTS AND LADDERS!>>THANK YOU.>>YEAH.>>I WORKED LIKE FOUR HOURS ON THAT.>>WELL THAT’S DEPRESSING.

100 thoughts on “A Bad Family Game Night

  1. I played a six hour game of monopoly with one of my best friends once

  2. And why were they not using nerf guns they are made by harbor

  3. Actually, all the money collected for fines and such are given to the player that lands on ‘Free Parking’ the HGEA was wrong lol

  4. I'm sorry old people when the game says something like 8-80 and your 80+

  5. I've been playing Scrabble since I was about seven or eight
    I played Balderdash when I was nine… (Although I sucked at it and kinda took the words at face value lol)

  6. Actually, the shortest war in history was about 45 minutes long, so technically “actual wars have taken less time” is a true statement.

  7. Will they be playing Operation to get that arm fixed? That bone crunching sounded nasty.

  8. I took 45 minutes and 1 second to complete a game of battleship! I done a crime

  9. Woah! That was wild! Congratulations Your son is now able to play Monopoly.

    Because your son has now become man of the house!

  10. And don't think you can "Say Anything" to get out of arrest!

  11. I love that there's a red laser point on Adam's pants…in ALL the wrong places!!! DUDE! Hold the gun up! Hahaha!

  12. Oh please, Monopoly is what started the wars. Monopoly is what starts school shootings

  13. Hey I ain’t got much time but I am running form them and I don’t know if they will find me

  14. I thought that the netflix police would come because they were watching something pg13

  15. “Are you illiterate or can you just not read?”

    “Are those my options?”

    Me:”YES….”

  16. From someone who hasn’t officially played Battleship(just like once in school with graph paper but without the actual board game), I was like: 45 minutes? What the heck? That is way too long for a board game. And then when I hear they played for over 3 hours I was just done.

  17. Fun fact the longest time that people have played Monopoly was 70 straight days

  18. The Firefly board game says it takes 1.5-2 hours. I've not had a single game take less than 5. People say if you get really good at it, and play as efficiently as possible, it can be cut down to 3.

  19. It’s not like anyone reads the rules of monopoly

    I mean until an argument breaks out

  20. Uhm actually house rules is officially endorsed by Hasbro's so he wouldn't have gotten arrested

  21. I think my family would have family game night, if my little brother didn’t exist.. why?
    Every time anything doesn’t go his exact way, he screams.

  22. I knew it was Matt befor he started talking or took his mask off. He is so………so…………..out of the ornery in a good way❤🧡💛💚💙💜❤🧡💛💚💙💜❤🧡💛💚💙💜❤🧡💛💚💙💜❤🧡💛💚💙💜(Matt I hope you read this and laugh😀😀😀). Btw studio c, KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK!!!!

  23. “So help me if you start spreading rumors that that game takes more than 45 minutes I will sink your battleship.”
    “I don’t know what that me-“
    “LIFE! I WILL SINK YOUR LIFE!”

  24. Our family’s copy of Monopoly had a section in the manual regarding house rules. Don’t worry man, you’ll own these boys in court.

    I mean I doubt there is a court involved since this is an extra judicial force, but still….

  25. I'm surprised they didn't mention that the player who rolls the highest number goes first in Monopoly, even if there's someone who's never played before at the table

  26. Proceeds to watch a PG-13 movie on Netflix and the Netflix Enforcement Agency shows up

  27. Ahhhh. the hardcore nerd/geek police. we must have our games untainted by the casuals.

  28. honestly it would be better if he said scooter ankled at the end at 3:14 just facts funny video though

  29. I’m going to SHOOT and LADDER you in the knee!

    JASON!

    sorry, I’m just saying

    that was a GREAT play on shoots and ladders

    Thanks it took me like four hours to come up with

    Well that’s depressing

  30. 3:05 Great trigger discipline, Jason! Glad to see someone keeping their finger up and off the trigger. A proper form!

  31. My family and I would be in sooooooo much trouble! We have different rules for Uno than literally every person, and in Monoploly we start off with 500 in the middle and if someone lands on Go they get 500 and if they pass they get 200. We’ve also taken days to play one game of Battleship.

  32. When you play "CLUE", don't say, "Mr. Mustard, with the Candlestick, in the Conservatory!"
    Colonel Mustard didn't fight in wars, to be called a "Mister"!
    He fought in wars, to be called a "Colonel"!

  33. If this is all true I should’ve been in Hasbro prison a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG time ago

  34. Me: Oh come on! When I was 7 years old I played Portal 2 for 12 years gamers and nothing happened.

    loud knocking on doors
    HGEA agent: HGEA! OPEN UP!
    Me: Oh fiddlesticks.

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