Advent Calendar – Day 6 – Vintage VW Bus and Magic Hobo Santa!


Ho Ho Ho! Hey everybody! Look, it’s day 6…only 18 more days to go…
what fun! Lets get started. Today I’m wearing a Wenger Aerograph watch. So yeah, I picked up the Wenger after my Infantry watch died. ‘Cause I wanted sort of a square watch… …it’s pretty nice. Todays coffee is Honduras. According to the box: The finest “Stricktly High Grown” coffee from
Honduras, flavorful and balanced. Bet it’s going to be weak sauce. Later… Tried a sip before putting in my blue death
sweetener, yeah it’s super weak. …i’m not gonna bother. It’s not the coffee maker, I brew Don Francisco
ground and Gevalia K-cups in this all the time, and
they are perfect. So it’s this crappy coffee itself. Moving on… Divine chocolates.. …yay… Today’s trivia: Bison are extremely agile
and can run up to 56 km per hour. Great, Now I gotta convert those monopoly
money measurements to real numbers. Ok, it’s 34.8 mph… well I guess a bison
is faster than Usain Bolt. His top speed is 27.8 mph (or 44.7 km per
hour for you damn foreigners.) Whatever, moving on… Yeah, and as to be expected, the chocolate was pretty rank. So….whatever… Let’s see what treasures are in day 6’s box. Look, it’s a tiny circuit board… probably
for that noise making part of the car. [I AM GOING TO STEAL THAT. IT HAS A MORE UPDATED SOUND CHIP THAN I DO.] Hey gimme a bottle of bath salts and I’ll
let you know when he plans to steal it. Sure, let me go to my local bath salts store
and get that for you. Anyhow, that’s been day 6. Like, Comment or Subscribe or I’ll let Hobo
Santa do bath salts in your house. Bye

8 thoughts on “Advent Calendar – Day 6 – Vintage VW Bus and Magic Hobo Santa!

  1. This damn foreigner was millimetres away from downvoting you. lol. Americans will stop at the convenience store to put in 10 gallons of gas in the car, and pick up a 2 liter bottle of soda.😂

  2. I WISH hobo Santa would do bath salts in my house … been a while since I’ve killed a zombie … granted by definition zombies are already dead, so you can’t kill it … but you get my point … ho ho ho, and no I’m not impersonation hobo Santa, well I would be if he were calling over his three lady friends.

  3. the coffee is probably OLD, thus it is weak…or its just crap..like the chocaltate

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