Of course we’ve got the stereotypes. People think Indians are all getting rich on casinos.
No, I suck in casinos. I was just in Wisconsin. Performed at the Ho Chunk tribal casino.
I’m now an honorary member of the Ho Chunk tribe. Cuz I lost a whole chunk of money.
Celebrity slot machines in the casinos? Have you seen this non-sense?
Michael Jackson slot machine, Elvis Presley slot machine, Ellen Degeneres slot machine. There’s a Britney Spears slot machine.
They need a Dr. Phil slot machine.
Every time you lose, he’d be like, “What were you thinking.”
Even if you win, “You still got a problem.”