Mall Madness at Christmas


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>>ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE!
LET’S GATHER AROUND.
HAVE A GROUP MEETING.
OKAY.
FIRST OFF,
I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY
FOR STAYING LATE TONIGHT.
I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS CAN
BE STRESSFUL AND BUSY,
BUT YOU GUYS ARE
DOING A GREAT JOB!
SO, KEEP IT UP!
OKAY, SO COULD YOU THREE
GO AND GET THE DECORATIONS
AND START PUTTING THEM UP?
>>WELL, THE PLACE IS
ALREADY DECORATED.
>>YES, FOR THIS YEAR.
>>WHAT DO YOU
MEAN FOR THIS YEAR?
>>OUR CHRISTMAS 2016
SALE STARTS TOMORROW.
OKAY?
>>UH, 2016.
THAT’S OVER A YEAR AWAY.
>>THAT’S RIGHT!
ONLY 385 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS.
>>OKAY, DOESN’T THAT
SEEM A LITTLE TOO SOON?
>>NO, GUYS!
COME ON!
WE HAVE TO KEEP
UP WITH THE TIMES!
DEPARTMENT STORES ARE STARTING
CHRISTMAS EARLIER AND EARLIER.
FIRST IT WAS
BEFORE THANKSGIVING,
THEN HALLOWEEN,
AND THEN THERE
WAS CHRISTMAS IN JULY.
SO WE ARE GETTING A HEAD
START AND DOING CHRISTMAS
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
>>OKAY, HOW ARE PEOPLE GOING TO
KNOW WHAT’S ON SALE THIS YEAR
AND WHAT’S ON SALE NEXT YEAR?
>>GREAT QUESTION.
SO THE ITEMS ON SALE FOR
THIS YEAR WILL BE MARKED
WITH A GREEN AND RED TAG,
BUT THE ITEMS FOR NEXT
YEAR WILL BE MARKED WITH
A RED AND GREEN TAG!
ALL RIGHT?
>>THOSE POOR
COLOR BLIND PEOPLE.
>>OKAY.
>>WHY DON’T WE JUST WRITE
2015 AND 2016 ON THEM?
>>NOW, LET’S NOT
COMPLICATE THINGS, OKAY?
>>IS THIS WHY THERE ARE TWO
LINES TO SANTA’S THRONE?
>>YES!
ONE FOR EACH YEAR.
YOU’RE GETTING IT!
>>TWO LINES,
BUT ONLY ONE SANTA?
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
>>OH, LIKE THIS.
SANTA?
>>OH, HO, HO.
STOOD UP TO FAST.
>>OKAY.
>>YOU SEEM A LITTLE
SKINNY TO BE SANTA.
>>NO, WELL, I’M A LITTLE ON
THE LIGHTER SIDE THIS YEAR,
BUT I PLAN ON GAINING
200 POUNDS NEXT YEAR.
CELEBRITIES DO IT ALL THE TIME.
>>UH, YEAH.
LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE.
>>HALEY JOEL OSMENT.
>>OR SCARLETT JOHANSEN.
>>OH, NO.
SHE WAS PREGNANT.
>>YEAH, BUT STILL.
>>ANYWAY, WE’RE GOING TO
HAVE EACH CHILD DECIDE
WHAT LINE THEY WANT TO BE IN.
FOR EXAMPLE, OKAY-
>>ALL RIGHT, COME ON UP!
>>OKAY.
[CLEARS THROAT]
>>NOW TELL ME,
DO YOU WANT PRESENTS
THIS YEAR OR NEXT YEAR?
>>YOU ONLY GET
PRESENTS ONE YEAR?
>>AH!
UH, NEXT YEAR.
>>MHM, AND HAVE YOU BEEN
A GOOD GIRL NEXT YEAR?
>>YES.
SO, I WOULD LIKE A PONY.
>>GREAT!
I PROMISE TO GET
YOU ONE NEXT YEAR.
HOWEVER, IF I GET YOU A PONY
THAT YOU DON’T DESERVE
I’M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE
IT BACK OUT BEHIND A BARN-
>>THIS IS HORRIBLE!
>>OKAY, LISTEN,
CHRISTMAS NEEDS TO STAY
INSIDE CHRISTMAS OR AT
LEAST INSIDE DECEMBER.
>>YEAH.
>>[SIGHS]
YOU’RE RIGHT GUYS.
THE HOLIDAYS ARE SACRED.
WE’LL CANCEL THE SALE
AND BLACK FRIDAY.
>>WELL, HOLD UP.
I LOVE ME SOME BLACK FRIDAY.
>>YEAH!
>>MERRY CHRISTMAS 2016!
>>HEY GUYS!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR
WATCHING THAT VIDEO!
BE SURE TO LIKE IT AND SUBSCRIBE
TO OUR CHANNEL AND THEN
COMMENT BELOW AND TELL US
WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK
IT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO
LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC
BEFORE THANKSGIVING.

100 thoughts on “Mall Madness at Christmas

  1. I actually hate Black Friday. My dad has worked overnight at a Wal-Mart for over ten years and now our Thanksgivings always get cut short. It ruins the entire holiday for me, so when people talk about Thanksgiving it makes me want to cry. I know this sounds emotional, but who's reading the comments on a video almost 3 years old anyways, right?

  2. So true, I got Halloween decorations 80% off, and Halloween was next week!
    Other stores had all the Halloween items gone about 4 days before the day and were switching to Chrsitmas (which as already beside the Halloween isle from the start of October, and then it engulfed the Halloween isle after the 27th of October…)
    Don't do any last minute shopping, the Christmas isle will be gone by then!

  3. everyone talking about matt being colour blind, but did anyone notice how Whitney mentioned Christmas in July? Mallory has celebrated Christmas in July. with the advent calendar and that stuff.

  4. I LOVE STUDIO C! You’re—THE WHOLE PACKAGE!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  5. I know this is like a couple years later, but is matt really color blind in real life?

  6. Not acceptable to listen to Christmas music before Thanksgiving (unless you do it in the privacy of your own homes and don't start humming)!

  7. um lol guys does anyone else notice this 0:38 its 365 days till chrismas not 385 lol

  8. “2016 is over a year away” —Natalie

    Me in 2019😃😃😃

    Like if your in 2019 as well

  9. Ouch Matt I realized that you were colorblind when you said those poor colorblind people

  10. It is totally acceptable to listen to Christmas music way before thanksgiving. I listen to it the day after Halloween!!!!!

  11. When you realize the top 7 comments are quoting Matt about poor colorblind people

  12. If u listen to Christmas music before thanksgiving than u don’t deserve presents for Christmas

  13. this comment section in a nutshell:

    matt is colorblind

    it's literally the only thing people are saying

    and captain literally is colorblind too

  14. It's all the commercialism that's making Christmas this way. In the Orthodox church we fast before Christmas and don't really start celebrating till very close to Christmas.
    Commercialism does stuff like take St. Nicholas, a holy Orthodox Bishop Saint, and turn him into a fat, jolly Santa Claus.

  15. is matt actually colorblind like if you have the same questions 🙂

  16. I personally will listen to Christmas music like in March but I understand if everyone else doesn't want until the end of November of December so I keep it to myself most of the time

  17. "let's do Christmas before Christmas"

    This is so complicated if you think about it

  18. Funny how our country celebrates Christmas on September 1st to the end of December

  19. Christmas in July sounds like everyone heard about Mallory breaking into Matt’s house for the holidays. Comment and like if u understand the refreance

  20. Matt THANK YOU for noticing color blind people
    I'm one of them. It sucks

  21. IT ABSOLUTELY IS OKAY TO LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC BEFORE THANKSGIVING!!!!! We sang Away In A Manger at church on Sunday.

  22. IT IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes u did

  23. It is not socially acceptable to listen to Christmas music before Thanksgiving

  24. Why not just 2015 or 2016? LETS NOT OVERCOMPLICATE THINGS!

  25. It’s July and my athletics center has already put up Christmas decorations.

  26. I say it’s never socially unacceptable to listen to Christmas music, you Scrooges and Grinches.

  27. The look Natalie gave Matt for the Scarlett Johansson comment was priceless. Lol.

  28. It depends on the song. Joy to the World is actually about Christ's second coming, not his birth. So there is absolutely nothing wrong with singing it during other times of the year. But if it is a song like Deck the Halls, it would be best left to December.

  29. All your comments of like if watching in 2016/7/8/9, are pitiful, I shall take the first stand and ask who is watching in 2020 before 2020

  30. Matt reacts to colorblind people’s color glasses
    “Those pooooooor colorblind people”… He said, when he got those glasses

  31. YEA IT IS IF YOUR IN CHOIR LIKE MEEE!! WE STARTED CRISTMAS SONGS IN JUNE

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